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Good Children

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Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!

This episode is all about something we hold very dear to our hearts. It's long. It’s short. It’s complicated. It’s the root of wars, poems, traffic violations, and bad decisions made in locker rooms, dorm rooms, and boardrooms alike.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Being blonde is a full-time job. It literally is a, like, it's not, it's so expensive. It's so much upkeep. It is, it's exhausting. Yeah. And think about it, I have what, four inches of hair in my head, Mac? I'm probably working with four inches. Total. On the top and the bottom.

0:15.7

And so it's, imagine if you have like a long-headed hair. Imagine these imagine these divas no the divas that are out there getting

0:22.8

who've been blonde their whole life but they actually are like a natural brunette natural brunette needs to get the upkeep

0:27.9

that is probably a million dollars i was to say thousands at least yeah like by the end of your life

0:33.3

you're spending a million you are and you're there's a lot's a lot of, I feel, especially for you, and this is really brave, there is, like,

0:41.6

a lot of risk associated with it as well.

0:44.1

Well, for me, it's risk every time I leave the home.

0:46.6

Like, any time I go to a salon, there's a risk because you never know what I'm going

0:49.3

to do it.

0:55.9

They get it done.

0:56.6

It happens to say.

0:57.3

They, like, trust their stylist.

0:58.6

I bump, I jump around.

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:00.4

You jump around.

1:01.0

I feel like every month is a different risk for you.

1:03.9

Exactly.

1:04.6

And I was just thinking, I just said to Ross, I was like, what's so good right now is I have, like, medium-length blonde hair. Any second now, it could go to a short black.

1:13.3

Any second.

1:14.4

What do you mean short black?

1:15.7

It's just, that's the option for me right now.

1:17.5

Like, if I wanted to switch it up, I could dye my hair black and cut it.

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