The Hunger Games Made Me Not Suicidal

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!This week, for the third time, we are bringing you back to the woods of Long Island, 2012, as Joe and Andrew partake in a life-or-death battle against fellow high schoolers in a dramatic re-enactment of The Hunger Games. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	How do you feel about mixing metals? I've really been thinking about this lately because I've been wearing
0:04.9	silver but then gold. Ander look at both of my ears
0:09.2	Those are different colors one's gold and one silver and they have been for probably a year
0:13.4	You're kidding me. Yes
0:15.7	You're joking I'm not looking at your ears enough not enough not enough apparently
0:20.3	Maybe I should start looking at my ears a little bit more, not enough, apparently. Maybe I should start looking at me your ears a little bit more.
0:22.4	Well, now I feel like invaded.
0:24.6	I feel like that's weird.
0:25.9	Yeah.
0:26.9	I'm not going to, like, nibble on your ears.
0:28.6	Like, what do you want me to do?
0:29.3	I'm just going to look at them.
0:31.9	I'm sorry.
0:33.0	I don't know.
0:34.4	Lately, the spring, the weather is changing I'm like getting a little feistyer good for you
0:40.7	I'm I welcome the feistyness you like that I really welcome it it's like a relief almost you know
0:45.9	instead of being like Andrew finally bites back sad and depressed in the winter and it's like now I'm gonna
0:50.1	yeah I'll bite back yeah I'm aer. You're gonna bite my fucking ears.
0:55.6	Right off.
0:56.3	You would, you wish.
0:58.0	My ears are going to come clean off.
0:59.6	It's Mike Tyson.
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