An Episode About Sleep

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!

Grab your PJs. Close your eyes. No seriously—close them. This week, we’re diving under the covers to talk about the one thing we all want more of and still somehow sabotage nightly.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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0:00.0	Slumber party. Hey there, Sleepy Head. How are you?
0:03.6	Hey, sleepy. I'm doing really well. I just wish I was still asleep.
0:07.6	It stinks that we're not sleeping right now. It feels like an ad.
0:11.8	So sleeping is amazing. And that's why we love Casper.
0:16.3	So use our code, good children 15. No, like Casper, if you're listening, like, well, yeah, I mean, I guess we'd be down bad for you.
0:25.3	I'll take anything.
0:25.9	I love Casper, the friendly ghost, and I love a mattress.
0:28.6	I love Casper First Crush.
0:29.9	Although I'm obsessed with our mattresses.
0:33.1	Oh, I love my nectar mattress.
0:34.5	But I also love my earth foam mattress top, right? My earth foam pillows.
0:38.9	I'm talking about earth foam for a second, actually.
0:41.2	Wait, like, you're topping.
0:43.1	Your bed is being topped.
0:44.3	Earth foam, listen, if you're not familiar with earth foam, I got the, I will disclose, I received these as gifts.
0:52.1	Oh, my God.
0:53.4	Sometimes your bed needs to be topped.
0:55.4	No, and it's topped in the crate.
0:57.6	It's so soft.
0:59.2	You get into that bed.
0:59.9	You just want to sleep.
1:00.7	Sink.
	...

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