Man About Town, Strip Clubs, Wallet Protests | Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burroughs time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:06.6 | April 7th, 2025. What's going on? Hawaii. How's it going? April 7th, Jesus Christ, |
| 0:16.6 | Jesus Christ, did March Madness already come and go? |
| 0:20.9 | I know did the championship game happen? |
| 0:24.5 | Is it going to rain today? |
| 0:26.4 | Oh, fucking Billy Old Man has no idea what's going on. |
| 0:30.0 | My fucking cable went out and, you know, they got a number and they got a website. |
| 0:35.0 | And I'm old. |
| 0:35.7 | I'm like, I'm not fucking doing that. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm not doing that. I'm not fucking going to get on the phone. You know, what do they have? Like three people |
| 0:43.8 | answering the phone now because they just want you to go to the website so they can fire those |
| 0:47.6 | fucking people. And then I have to go onto the fucking website and talk to a fucking robot, you know, so I can watch, you know, an episode of Kojak. |
| 0:58.5 | I just forget it. |
| 1:01.0 | Forget it. |
| 1:02.1 | I'm one of those people. |
| 1:03.1 | I just, is there a line to this thing that I want? |
| 1:05.4 | Forget it. |
| 1:05.8 | I don't want to go anymore. |
| 1:07.8 | I'm not doing that. |
| 1:08.7 | I don't know what I'm going to go do now. |
| 1:09.9 | It's probably just as big a waste of |
| 1:11.5 | time, but at least I'm not standing in a line for it. Anyway, old Billy Broadway. I went out and I saw |
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