One Rule: No Death

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2015

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Our barefoot comic with cheek of tan spends the 4th of July watching a bunch of Marines punch, eat and move furniture. He gives them one rule: no death! Then he talks about how all car companies should just produce '57 Chevys. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Barefoot Boy" by James Whitcomb Riley. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the 1966 Batman movie!

Quote of the week: "Warning! Warning Will Rogers!"

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0	Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry
0:25.0	Larry Larry
0:28.0	Larry
0:30.0	Larry Larry Larry
0:31.0	Larry Larry Larry Hey! Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who had a terrific July 4th.
1:05.0	Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
1:10.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And yes we are and
1:15.1	I'm just feeling jolly because yet the music did it to me again. I love that
1:19.4	music. Makes me happy and ready and I hope it has the same effect on you. That's of course
1:25.1	the Jim Dunker Orchestra and the Tina Louise Jones dancers featuring
1:31.4	Boy Tener C. R. Galarza, asking the musical question, if technology is supposed
1:39.2	to make our lives easier, why is it so difficult to use? Well, CR, that's a dandy question. It's very good.
1:49.0	It's a heck of a question. And first of all, technology think of it folks if technology is
1:55.2	supposed to make our lives easier why is it so difficult to use CR you have
2:01.6	just learned the most important lesson in the world what makes our lives
2:06.3	easier?
2:07.8	Nothing!
2:08.8	Okay?
2:10.8	Nothing.
2:12.4	Whatever you buy doesn't make your life easier. The only one it makes life easier for is the people whose lives are to sell you the technology.
2:25.0	Nothing wrong with that, but if you keep buying it,
2:28.0	you shouldn't be surprised that your life doesn't get easier.
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