Dial P For Pluto!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you'll say is a real planet if you know what's good for ya). Then you'll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don't want to ride in a town car in Milleronia. Plus, the beautful poem The Palanquin Bearers and another John Wayne classic, Cahill US Marshal on Magic Movie Moment.

Quote of the week: "Hey, your rich Uncle Mergatroid just died."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves planets. But in a way, aren't we all? And especially with that great theme.
0:44.3	I know I say it every week, but it's true every week, and I'm not the only one.
0:48.7	For the Colonel, too.
0:50.3	It's true.
0:51.3	We hear that theme song. We hear our song for the show and we both start rocking and smiling and kind of giggling a little.
1:00.0	It makes us feel terrific. And yes, it is better every week. And of course, that's
1:06.7	the Clyde William Tom Baw Orchestra and the Eileen Burke's dancers featuring Bo Tenard Demian Cordova asking the musical question,
1:16.4	Why are Scooby and Shaggy still scared of ghosts?
1:21.4	It's always a hoax. Well, first of all, Demian, before I answer you, I just want to say that Clyde
1:30.6	William Tomboy was born in Streatter, Illinois in 1906 and there's really something good to hear about them that I'm going to save for later.
1:42.0	But Damian, you were so nice to ask it's a good
1:44.8	good question why are Scooby and Shaggy still scared of ghosts? It's always a
1:49.2	hoax. You say but it's not.
1:53.0	No, it's not always a hoax, and that's not even the point anyway.
1:57.0	Why is John Wayne still a sheriff?
2:00.0	Why is every gorgeous actress playing an exotic dancer?
2:05.0	Why is every gigantic football player cast to be a gigantic football player?
2:10.0	And that's a good part of show business. It's a good part of show business it's a good part of storytelling all
2:16.3	kind of stories that are buddy movies and romances and all sorts of good things and things we love when the movie is good we love them.
2:27.0	And yes in movies and in television, why are Scooby and Shaggy still scared of ghosts? It's always a hoax? Well, why are they
2:36.6	scared of ghosts because it's a good story and it's funny? There is nothing in show business that can happen once you buy into it. You make a buy as the viewer and I do this too. Everyone does it. You just enjoy the show whatever whatever it is. And Colonel Jeff was remembering one called
2:55.1	Don Knotts in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, which I think is just a fabulous movie title right there and God bless and Don Knotts was always great and
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