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Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry wonders if he's more an E-Z boy or a lazy boy. And Larry recites the great poem "See It Through" by Edgar Guest, then talks about the classic James Cagney gangster movie "White Heat."

Quote of the week: "That's what I like being. E-Z and lazy."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.
0:06.0	It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really needs to cut the lawn. The Lawn. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:40.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:42.0	And yes, once again, that music gets better every week.
0:46.0	They are, of course, the Matt Birkenbile Orchestra
0:50.0	and the many keys but no locks. Well, Matt, it's a heck of a question and I have a good answer
1:07.7	for you but first of all I want to thank, well I want to thank Matt Birkenbile and I think that's Birkenbile.
1:15.2	Colonel Jeff and I thought it might be Birkenbiel.
1:18.2	But, Matt, either way, thank you, Matt created the flag of Milaronia, and it is on our front page, it is on our
1:29.2	podcast, on our, what is that? The Facebook, yes. Shouldn't I know this at this point? It is on our
1:36.2	Facebook page right on the front and of course that address is Larry Miller
1:41.7	podcast.com. Go there and take a look at the flag of
1:47.5	milleroni. It's very good Matt. It's it's actually sweet and it's fun and it's appropriate and it's very silly. It's nice.
1:56.6	It has all good qualities going for it. In fact, if we could, I was just saying to the Colonel before, we could print that out or make
2:06.2	that up or do something with it, I would make that the flag of Miloronia.
2:11.2	I think it's, I think it's got a nice portrait on it too of go take a look at it folks. And if you have an idea by the way and if you get an idea for a flag and you want to make it up please send it to us the way
2:26.8	Matt did in any case thanks Matt and let's again that Susan Levine as always is a pleasure to put in. I think it's the first time we've done that.
2:38.0	But another I love the names of people. I love everybody's names these are good this week
2:43.6	Matt Birkenbile Susan Levine and of course boy tenor Chris Warren who
2:49.4	asked the musical question why does a piano have so many keys but no locks? Number one
2:55.9	Chris it has no locks but plenty of herring. Yes I just wanted to say that. I couldn't stop myself from saying that.
3:06.0	And thank you from the Colonel who put on a Yamaka just for that joke.
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