meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 559

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Alice and Martha break down the most fun and hilarious page yet! Dumbledore senses traces of magic in a very mysterious manner, Harry brags about his fitness and his youth, and Voldemort once again fails to realize that physical pain is not the worst thing in the world. 

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! 

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Book 6, page 559.

0:03.4

May I have your attention, please?

0:08.3

May I have your attention, please?

0:13.4

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:17.1

We're going to have a problem here.

0:18.8

We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.

0:38.6

All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers. Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters. I'm Martha. And I'm Alice. And today we're here to talk about the 559th page of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

0:40.8

Oh, this will be so fun.

0:44.2

Harry and Dumbledore are on an adventure and it is nothing but fun.

0:50.3

Yeah, this page might be one of the more somber pages we've had so far.

0:55.4

Now, we're not all the way to like Dumbled, it's not, could be worse if it was Dumbled or like crying out in pain or something. Oh, gosh, that would be worse, yes. So we'll get to the page in a minute.

1:02.2

I will say, um, you had guessed the cave and I had guessed the sea or overheard. So you were correct.

1:08.2

It is from chapter 26th, the cave um it is early in the chapter

1:13.0

um they're not quite in the cave yet right when i was flipping to the page i saw seer overheard

1:20.0

i was like oh i was right and then as we got to 559 i was like nope not anymore yes we were, we're not in the, I wish we were in the

1:30.2

seer overhead. I mean, the seeker overheard, whatever it is, the seer overheard. Yes.

1:36.5

But yes, we are at the cave and like we've kind of hinted at, it's a little bit more of a

1:42.9

serious page, a little bit more of a downer page yeah um but before

1:47.5

we get to that of course we have some exciting announcements first of all our band name winner last week

1:53.8

um it was close we had two that were neck and neck uh but the winner was dangerous nonsense

1:59.2

with 37% of the vote.

2:02.1

Doran Floor was our runner up with 35% of the vote.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.