One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 36

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha discuss the Dursleys' initial reactions to his first Hogwarts letter and dive into some interesting canonical lore that may or may not actually explain who is responsible for sending the letters. Hopefully you don't have to silently fight Dudley for a chance to listen at the keyhole to this episode!

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0:00.0	Book 1, page 36.
0:02.8	May I have your attention, please?
0:07.9	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:16.7	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.3	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.4	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:22.7	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.2	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.2	I'm Alice.
0:32.2	And I'm Martha.
0:33.2	And today we're here to talk about the 36th page of Harry Potter and the Sorcerous Stone.
0:38.8	A hilarious page, first of all.
0:41.4	Yes.
0:42.3	I honestly can't remember what we predicted.
0:44.6	I think we were kind of all over the place.
0:46.8	I don't remember what you said.
0:48.5	I think you might have said Vanishing Glass.
0:50.3	I said shake it off or shake them off.
0:53.0	So we were right between those two.
0:55.9	I was pretty sure I was a little too early and you were a little too late.
0:58.9	So split the difference and we're right in the beginning kind of stages of the letters from no one.
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