One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 399

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Did a veela send a blast out into the universe? Alice and Martha make some confident (not necessarily correct) assertions about the movie, forget to give a moral of the week, and test out lots of character impressions on this week's One Page at a Time!

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0:00.0	Book 4, page 399.
0:02.0	May I have your attention please.
0:05.0	May I have your attention please?
0:08.0	May I have your attention please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:16.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.0	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers. We're the weird sisters. We're the real weird sisters.
0:23.0	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:27.6	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:31.0	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.8	I'm Alice.
0:32.8	And I'm Martha.
0:38.1	And today we're here to talk about the 39th page of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
0:41.1	We locked out this week.
0:42.0	Yeah, we did.
0:46.2	I was going to say, we're in for a fun one this week, and it's quite goofy.
0:48.3	It's a very silly page.
0:52.9	Nice to have a change from last week where we had a very not-silly page. Yeah, we went from like one of the most
0:54.2	serious pages of the series to one of the funnier ones. One of the most silliest pages.
1:00.3	Yeah. It's, you kind of called it. I had said maybe Uol Ball and I think you said either
1:06.2	lead up to the Uol Ball or Uol Ball. I think you did land on Yule Ball. We were hoping for pork chops,
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