One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 261

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In a rare twist, the pensieve is about to enter a world which is entirely our own, as Caractacus Burke recounts his memory of scamming poor Merope and (possibly) doing more than anyone else to set Voldemort for misery. Alice and Martha recap the 261st page of Half-Blood Prince in this week's One Page at a Time!

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0:00.0	There are times in life when you just have to wait and see.
0:03.0	Like waiting to see if your team will finally win the title.
0:07.0	Waiting nine long months to see if it's a boy or a girl.
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0:30.2	Book 6, page 261.
0:33.8	May I have your attention, please?
0:41.3	May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please? Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:47.3	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:49.3	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:51.3	All you are the weird sisters are fine, but not the victors.
0:53.3	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please sisters are fine but not the vickers will the real weird
0:54.5	sisters please stand up please stand up please stand up
0:58.3	hi and welcome to the real weird sisters i'm martha and i'm alice and today we're here to talk
1:05.4	about the 261st page of harry potter and the half-blood prince and boy is it a fun page. Boy, oh boy,
1:13.3	it is fun. It comes to us from chapter 13, the secret riddle. And it is out of all the memories
1:23.0	that Dumbledore shares with Harry, I'm just so glad we got to experience this one on this page.
1:30.3	Well, and it's not even a memory that we get to see.
1:32.8	It's just talking about the memory.
1:34.9	No, it is a memory.
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