One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 764

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It's thestral time, baby! Harry, Neville, and Luna show off their thestral expertise while Ron, Hermione, and Ginny stand open-mouthed and staring in confusion. How are they meant to get on these things?? Plus, a OPAAT first, as this page is half GP art!

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0:00.0	Book 5, page 764.
0:03.0	May I have your attention, please.
0:09.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:14.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:19.0	We're the weird sisters, We're the real weird sisters.
0:21.2	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.5	Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:30.0	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.9	I'm Alice.
0:32.9	And I'm Martha.
0:33.8	Today we're here to talk about the 764th page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It's thestrels two weeks in a row, Martha. Today we're here to talk about the 764th page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
0:39.6	It's thestrels two weeks in a row, Martha. Yes, lucky us. We also have a one page at a time first this week.
0:46.8	We've always said that we've been pretty lucky with the dice, not ever rolling anything but a full page.
0:54.0	And this week, we finally did it. We ended up with
0:57.3	the page that is the first page of chapter 34, the Department of Mysteries. So we're going to have
1:07.1	a nice lengthy discussion about MGP's art here and what she did.
1:14.4	We won't have the, well, honestly, we will have the hypothetical.
1:18.0	What would she do?
1:18.7	Because what's on the chapter art has nothing to do with the five paragraphs on this page.
1:24.4	Right.
1:24.7	Yeah.
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