One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Malfoy is back to his old tricks of taunting the Gryffindor Quidditch team on this page which sets Ron's tragic Keeper arc into motion. Angelina manages to keep her cool, Harry shows off his athletic prowess, and Pansy takes lessons from Bellatrix. Alice and Martha recap the 291st page of Order of the Phoenix in this week's One Page at a Time!

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0:00.0	Book 5, page 291.
0:03.9	May I have your attention, please?
0:08.8	May I have your attention, please?
0:14.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.6	We're going to have a problem here.
0:19.3	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:21.3	All you are the weird sisters are fine, but not the Vickers.
0:23.6	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:28.6	Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.6	I'm Alice and I'm Martha.
0:33.6	And today we're here to talk about the 291st page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
0:39.0	I kind of forgot how much quidditch is in this book, so we should have guessed that it would be a quidditch, a quidditch page.
0:45.6	Yeah, we were off on our predictions. We both forgot that there is a lot of quidditch in this book.
0:51.8	So, yeah, quidditch page, Ron embarrassing himself and the Slytherans being awful.
1:00.5	Criticuling them, yeah.
1:01.6	So it's going to be a lot of fun to talk about these fun interactions here.
1:08.1	It's not a quidditch game, just to be clear.
1:10.4	It's like quidditch practice that the
1:11.9	Slytheran team shows up to get Ron riled up.
1:16.4	But so it is, yeah, at first I was like a little, reading it out of context, I kind of
1:22.3	thought it was in the middle of a game, and then I realized that it was just practice.
1:27.4	Yeah, I feel like we get more
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