Book 5, page 444.

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

We're going to have a problem here.

We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters. All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the weird sisters we're the real weird sisters all you are the weird

sisters are fine but not the vickers will the real weird sisters please stand up please stand up

please stand up hi and welcome to the real weird sisters i'm martha and i'm alice and today we're here

to talk about the four hundred forty fourth page Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

This is episode 36 of one page at a time, Alice, can you believe it? We've been doing this for 36, over 36 weeks now.

We've talked about 36 pages in the series, and this will be the week that you get to really hone your Hagrid impression. Oh, lucky me.

This is going to go very, very well. The good thing about this is that this page is, yes, a lot of

Hagrid, but it's also a lot of Hagrid dialogue that's very like accented. You know,

like sometimes Hagrid words are not not don't have as much emphasis on

the way he speaks but all of the haggard dialogue on this page has a lot of words spelled differently

and different things like that yeah and maybe we'll get to hear the shrieking cry if we're like

if we're lucky yeah we'll get to hear the shrieking cry if we're lucky.

Yeah, we'll see about that one.

But yeah, we're going to have a care of magical creatures lesson for this page.

But like I said, 36, one pages of the time, we're reaching, we're getting really close to doing like maybe one, one one thousandth of

the series so far. Well, 36 pages is probably maybe a little over the average chapter length.

So we've done more than a chapter. That's a good way of looking at it. Yeah. Exciting. 36 pages and many more to go.

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