One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 602

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Firenze comes galloping in to save Divination! Alice and Martha discuss his CGI movie portrayal, the likelihood of teenagers swooning over a centaur, and an "I love magic!" moment on this week's One Page at a Time.

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0:00.0	Book 5, page 602.
0:03.0	May I have your attention, please.
0:06.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:10.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:16.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	We're the weird sisters, We're the real weird sisters.
0:23.0	All you are the weird sisters are fine, but not the vakers.
0:27.6	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:30.9	Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.7	I'm Martha.
0:33.3	And I'm Alice.
0:38.6	And today we're here to talk about the 600 second page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix or as some people might say Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.
0:43.9	Some people might say that, yes.
0:47.2	This Felix feather.
0:51.1	Exactly. So we are here to talk about this page page it's not what either of us guessed um it comes to us
0:58.6	from chapter 27 the centaur and the sneak um it was kind of between what the two of us guessed
1:04.4	i had guessed uh professor trelawney's ousting and you had guessed snape's worst memory and turns out
1:10.5	that's actually chapter 26 and chapter had guessed Snape's Worst Memory and turns out that's actually
1:11.1	chapter 26 and chapter 28. So we're in the chapter between those two scenes. Okay, well,
1:16.8	we were closer than I expected then. I really kind of was doing a shot in the dark. When I saw
1:22.3	what the page or like what the chapter was, I was hoping that we were going to get like Marietta turning in
1:29.0	the DA or something.
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