One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 353
The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast
Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Book 7, page 353. |
| 0:03.4 | May I have your attention, please? |
| 0:08.4 | May I have your attention, please? |
| 0:13.5 | Will the real weird sisters please stand up? |
| 0:17.2 | We're going to have a problem here. |
| 0:18.8 | We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters. All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers. Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters. I'm Alice. And I'm Martha. And today we're here to talk about the 353rd page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It's back to the Deathly Hallows, Martha. And what another exciting page we have. Yeah, we were like, oh, good. It's in the 300th. It's going to be exciting. And I guess it has some exciting moments. Surprisingly, we were way past Goddrich's Hollow, not really way past, but we thought |
| 0:55.3 | we were going to be like in the heart of Goddrich's Hollow, and I thought maybe wouldn't even |
| 0:58.6 | be yet to Goddrich's Hollow. But we're post Goddrich's Hollow in chapter 18, the life and lies |
| 1:05.7 | of Albus Dumbledore. And we're jumping right into the life and lies of Elvis Dumbledore in this page. |
| 1:13.6 | Harry has uncovered this information at Bethilda's house. And yeah, they're going through a |
| 1:22.7 | couple of different pieces of this stuff that they've got. So there is kind of a big reveal on this page. Yes, there is. Yeah, and there's some funny moments. It's not a bad page. It's just not quite to where I was hoping. I was kind of hoping we'd get to old Bethilda turning into Nagini or something. I was hoping for a nice costume, mister, but unfortunately, |
| 1:47.9 | yeah, that too. Yeah, we have to go back a few pages for that. |
| 1:55.7 | Okay, but before we actually get into Deathly Hallows, we do have, as usual, the most exciting part of the episode is revealing the results of the band an album name for last week. |
| 2:01.2 | It's very exciting. |
| 2:03.6 | One piece of information that I would say maybe is a little disappointing, |
| 2:07.7 | but also just I want to, I want us to, you know, really read into this the way we do, |
| 2:15.0 | is that Zach did not vote in our poll last week. Huh. Well, he always has a |
| 2:20.1 | reason. So a lot of the times I think he he doesn't like to be too predictable. So when we like |
| 2:26.1 | call him out, he's like going to retreat back into himself. Yeah. I think that's a good point. |
| 2:32.9 | Yeah. So the next time it happens, we probably need to just be very careful about not calling it out too much. |
| 2:40.2 | Well, I think the next time it happens, we will understand that that was his sign to us, that he does listen. |
| 2:46.4 | Okay. |
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