One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 335

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Dumbledore's phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets.

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0:00.0	Book 2, page 335.
0:03.0	May I have your attention please.
0:09.0	May I have your attention please?
0:14.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:19.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:21.3	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.6	Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:30.1	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:32.0	I'm Alice.
0:33.1	And I'm Martha.
0:34.2	And today we're here to talk about the 3335th page of Harry Potter and the Chamber of
0:38.5	Secrets. We are back to back to the chamber and not totally at the very end of the book.
0:47.9	Yeah, we actually have, considering that there's only six pages left of the book, this is a
0:53.7	pretty action-packed page compared
0:55.1	to what I thought it was going to be. We were kind of dreading this page, but this is actually,
0:59.4	I guess that conclusion is just really fast at this book because this doesn't feel like six
1:04.9	pages from the end. No, this, we're still in the first couple book pacing for sure sure because this is definitely still in the falling action.
1:14.3	This is not in the conclusion yet.
1:15.9	And we only have six pages left, like you said.
1:18.2	So I'm pretty excited.
1:21.3	We didn't really predict where we'd be.
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