One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 223

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha return to Sorcerer's Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape's refereeing.

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0:00.0	Book 1, page 223.
0:03.2	May I have your attention, please?
0:08.2	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.3	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're going to have a problem here.
0:18.6	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.7	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.0	Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.4	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.4	I'm Martha.
0:32.5	And I'm Alice.
0:33.7	And today we're here to talk about the 223 page of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
0:38.9	I'm super excited to talk about this page.
0:41.4	It features several hilarious moments, including a brief mention of Snape being the referee at the Quidditch game,
0:49.2	which is one of our all-time favorite moments in the series.
0:52.7	I honestly had sort of forgotten about Snape's refereeing.
0:59.5	Snape's little gig as Quidditch referee, which doesn't last more than just this game.
1:05.0	So we're very blessed today to get to talk about it.
1:08.0	Even though it's only briefly mentioned on this page, it is the scene where it's happening.
1:13.4	And yes,
1:14.6	it's one of the best moments of the entire series,
1:17.1	I think is when Snape tries a passion project
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