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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 628

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha return to the Hospital Wing, where the remaining professors (who haven't been murdered like the headmaster) decide what to do with the school, even if there's not a monster in the bowels of the castle.

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0:00.0

Book 6, page 628.

0:02.0

May I have your attention, please.

0:05.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:08.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:13.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:16.0

We're gonna have a problem here.

0:18.0

We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.

0:23.1

All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.

0:27.6

Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

0:31.3

Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.

0:32.1

I'm Martha.

0:33.2

And I'm Alice.

0:38.8

And today we're here to talk about the 628th page of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

0:44.2

Very exciting times we're in. It's time to decide what to do with Hogwarts next year.

0:50.7

These are dark times. Yes, they sure are. I think this is what we said it was going to be.

0:56.1

I think I had said hospital wing. I remember saying like a conversation with the professors. Okay. I think I had I think I thought that it was going to be the hospital wing,

1:00.6

like them talking about Bill and liking his stakes extra rare or whatever. I kind of wish it was

1:06.0

that. It might be a little more exciting. I know. I mean, at least we get a lot of dialogue on this

1:10.6

page. A lot of different voices. It should be a fun one to read. Yeah. Nice one for you to read. Exactly. All you have to do is said Professor McGonical. I'm not going to think. If it's so easy, why don't you just do the entire page? Yeah. Well, why don't you do the entire page? No, thank you.

1:31.1

Before we talk about this page too much, though, we do have to reveal our band and album name

1:36.0

results from not last week, but two weeks ago, because last week we talked about Pinch,

1:41.5

take five, our final take five for movie four.

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