Space vs Sea, Apartment Shopping and Daily Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 127

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is riding solo on this one. He talks about looking at apartments to possibly move into, why he's itching to leave Staten Island, where is more desirable to travel to, space or sea and then some classic Chrissy Chaos parenting advice with the help of daily dad. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Go to HelloFresh.Com/Chaos50 and and use code chaos50 for 50% off plus free shipping!” Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Go to birddogs.com/CHAOS or enter promo code CHAOS for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by Vito Calise Instagram @SweedishFishMafia Twitter @VitoFCalise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not very good at using chopsticks so you could say that I'm not very good at loving the Asian community
0:05.5	And that's gonna change. I don't want to get birth to the baby
0:07.7	But I'd like to feed it for my nipples air traffic controller. That's where you want to be fat one day
0:12.2	I will at least replace a late-night talk show host until day, you know
0:16.6	Go back and somehow discover my deleted tweets. What if that cow's a dirty whore?
0:21.4	What's up everybody? Welcome to Chrissy chaos the new studio folks. We're gonna have a chaos decal behind me
0:37.2	Um, eventually we're gonna get it up. We didn't we felt right now. We don't want to put it up ourselves
0:42.0	We only trust lesbian contractors to do that kind of work because they are the best at decals
0:48.4	And they are the best at construction and it's nice to have a woman in here who's doing all this construction
0:53.7	Because you can trust her
0:55.7	A little bit more
0:57.7	Because a lot of times you just can't trust men and I now only trust
1:01.7	Lesbian women who are the closest thing to men with vaginas
1:07.1	So um, I just want to say
1:10.4	Welcome we have a
1:13.0	Great show for you today. We're gonna go do the desk. We're gonna try the desk. I like the desk
1:17.7	I like the idea of styling this like a late night talk show because I do believe in my heart that one day
1:23.9	I will at least replace a late night talk show host
1:27.3	temporarily until day, you know
1:29.6	Go back and somehow discover my deleted tweets
1:32.9	So
1:34.1	I think it can happen. We got Vito on the ones and two as we got Venetia sitting in here
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