One Direction Babygate with Brooke Hartnett

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We've covered some dark conspiracy theories on this podcast. Things like Illuminati sacrifices, owl murders, secret Republican orgies, and good old fashioned fake deaths. But this has to be the most twisted, bleak, disturbing one of all. What if Louis Tomlinson's baby... IS FAKE?? Yes we're talking about THE Louis Tomlinson, singing child and nice hair haver. A little while back he knocked up a lady and now they have a kid together. But a lot of the internet thinks that their baby is just a cover for Louis' passionate relationship with Harry Styles, also a handsome singing fetus. Comedian and pop-culture enthusiast Brooke Hartnett joined us on the podcast to talk about where that baby really came from, and how they covered the whole thing. It was a very fun and silly and shallow and scatter-brained wonderful time. Also, come on out to the Tucson Comedy Arts Festival from November 9th to the 12th! We'll give you lots of high fives.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Now since this isn't part of the banter that's too gross. Yeah.
0:53.0	Since this isn't where the banter I can be like on it,
0:55.0	my parents were like, we listen to your podcast,
0:57.2	a lot of swearing.
0:58.3	And I was like, oh, sorry.
1:00.7	That's out there in the world forever though. Yeah, well, at least you have a podcast.
1:05.0	They should be proud.
1:06.0	I thought you were going to be like, at least you have parents.
1:07.0	I was like, yeah, that is good.
1:09.0	That's a plus.
1:10.0	I'm in an orphan.
1:12.0	I made a story about my dad asking me at the Emmys because they just like wanted people to think that I have parents.
1:17.0	That's super sad, dog.
1:19.0	Wow, what a member.
1:20.0	Yeah.
1:21.0	All right, I don't give a shit. This is part of the band.
1:23.0	Okay. I hope that you keep everything you've just done in this episode.
1:28.0	And the show is like an hour now.
1:31.0	Yeah, it's like an episode of you made it weird.
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