The Grand Grimoire with Patrick Ehlers
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Some people are scared of clowns. Some are scared of dying alone. Some are even scared of cute harmless little frogs. But one thing we can all agree on is that Satan is SCARY! Hilarious and erudite comedian Patrick Ehlers came on the podcast to tell us all about the maybe mythical but highly wacky book known as the Grand Grimoire, a book of magic that apparently spells out how to summon demons. Including Satan. The book tells you how to summon Satan. And that's not even the wildest thing we discuss in this episode! Patrick also knows a lot about comic books, the history of language, video games, and Academy Award winning movies. It's a very fun conversation and not as spooky as a Halloween episode probably should be, but oh well. Enjoy, and be sure to check out Patrick's wonderful new podcast Nintendo Cartridge Society!
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
| 0:22.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead. |
| 0:29.7 | Let's get to the show. As long as you're paying attention and like aren't an idiot you can do it like accounting's not that |
| 0:57.2 | hard. |
| 0:58.2 | Oh we're gonna have so many mad accountants right again to be like if you. No the accountants know. |
| 1:04.0 | know. |
| 1:05.0 | know. |
| 1:07.0 | If they know. If anything they'll be writing in and shame like he's right. |
| 1:10.0 | He's right. |
| 1:11.0 | We're all frauds. |
| 1:12.0 | I spent $80,000 for a degree, and now I can use quickbooks really well. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, I mean, I think we all spend too much money on degrees that were like, |
| 1:23.5 | oh, I don't know how to use that. |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.7 | I can't actually apply that in the world. |
| 1:27.8 | Oh, holler at all the English majors of the world. |
| 1:31.6 | We knew what we were getting into. |
| 1:34.0 | So I was an English major and a music major. |
| 1:38.0 | Oh, buddy. |
| 1:41.0 | I know, right? I don't, I don't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's not part of my life, my world now. |
| 1:48.8 | Now you're an accountant. Now I'm an accountant. So maybe some accountants can like go into you know |
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