October 7, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2009
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Tracy Morgan, please start tweeting (maybe), sure-fire hangover cure from a listener, and Michael W. Smith!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Gavin, say T. Say B. Say T. Say L. Say T B T L. |
| 0:30.0 | I believe it was yesterday. I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery to take |
| 0:36.3 | care of something. I walked in the bathroom and in the middle toilet right |
| 0:41.0 | there. Somebody didn't shit in the toilet. Somebody shat on the toilet. They |
| 0:46.3 | shat on the walls. They shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before |
| 0:53.1 | that for about 10 to 15 seconds, man, I just stared at somebody shit, man. The |
| 0:58.5 | TV is totally honest with you, man. It was a really, really profound moment. I was |
| 1:02.0 | thinking, I'm 30 years old, and in about 10 seconds, I got to start cleaning up |
| 1:08.0 | somebody's shit, man. There are so many names for it. So many descriptions of |
| 1:13.5 | this amazing experience that we go through Monday through Friday here from |
| 1:17.7 | TBTL.net. Let's just call this one a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the |
| 1:23.1 | show that's probably too beautiful to live. Nobody buys me. Nobody buys me. I'm your |
| 1:30.3 | host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 187 pounds. It's working. It's working. A secret |
| 1:40.2 | concoction that I've developed myself of not eating and eagle-soring. Which is |
| 1:51.8 | all adding up to a, I'm proud to say, much more Svelte Luke. And my goal is to see |
| 1:58.6 | if I can drop. This is totally probably beyond the realm of what's actually |
| 2:03.8 | possible, but my goal is to see if I can drop like 15 pounds by, well, 15 pounds |
| 2:10.6 | from my all-time high, which was 192.5 over the weekend. I would like very much to |
| 2:15.4 | be below 180 by the time I go to Chicago October 29th. What do you, what do you |
| 2:22.2 | think flash? Any chance of that happening? Is that four weeks from the day you |
| 2:25.0 | started South Beach? Maybe three point seven weeks. I think that I think you |
| 2:30.0 | can possibly do that. As I said yesterday, this was a very hard thing for me to |
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