At Proximum, Con-William, you're listening to TDTL.

Yeah!

They say the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents your gay.

And, you gotta say, I found that to be true today.

I went over there and read the rollerblades from his gentleman Clarence to sign the forms

and then said, have you told your parents your gay?

And I said, no.

And they said, well, we can't give you these rollerblades.

And as I always thought that was a joke and they said, no, it's not.

So, I drove out to my parents' house in Santa Monica and had to talk with them.

And that was the toughest part of the day.

The rollerblading itself, not that difficult.

My parents' culture doesn't really know about the gay culture.

They said, Xinjiang, are you sure?

I said, yeah, I'm sure.

I mean, can we just hurry this up?

I want to get out there on the beach, you know.

And just have some fun, get the blades going.

I mean, breaking stuff, turns are tough.

But telling your parents your gay is the hardest part of rollerblading.

No skinned knees, no awkward conversations with parents.

Just a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

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