October 6, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2009

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

David Letterman exposed as a robot? Law & Order takes on the 'hipster grifter? Hot dogs down hallways? All will be revealed on today's TBTL.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Pi! It fills the cracks in Jen's teeth. You're listening to TPPL.
0:12.0	I have a brain tumor.
0:14.0	Oh Jesus Christ.
0:18.0	How long have you known?
0:19.0	How long have I known?
0:21.0	I can't lie. I don't have a brain tumor.
0:25.0	I just, I couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.
0:28.0	Break up. Not with you sick like this. I'm going to take care of you.
0:32.0	No, no, no. I said I don't have brain tumor.
0:34.0	That's just the brain tumor talking.
0:36.0	Oh my God. No, listen to me. I don't have a brain tumor.
0:40.0	Shhh. Go and rest your tumor. I kiss you goodbye.
0:44.0	But I don't want to get brain cancer.
0:48.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:54.0	Show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:57.0	Deal with it, Kate Blanchett.
0:59.0	And the rest of you. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at...
1:03.0	You ready? You ready, team America?
1:06.0	187.5 pounds.
1:13.0	Yeah. Wow, indeed.
1:15.0	It's all about what beach?
1:18.0	The South Beach?
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