Hi, this is Chris of the New York Times, and I'm the one who wants to be with you

on TV with TVTL.

I'm Sam Waterston of the popular TV series Law and Order.

As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of a robot attack, old glory insurance.

Old glory will cover you with no health checkup or age consideration.

You need to feel safe, and that's harder and harder to do nowadays because robots may strike at any time.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free because they're made of metal and robots are strong.

So don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice.

Old glory insurance.

If you do decide to cower under your afghan, we're here to keep you company on a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL.

Let's show this probably two beautiful to live. Hi, I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

Let me move that right to there and let me welcome you to the program that's probably two beautiful to live.

It's episode 412 in a collector series, and I am weighing in at 190 pounds.

Slap jacking. I would say a lot of it is the result of slap jacking.

If I had to make an educated guess, I would say slap jacking is a big, big part of it.

We've got a great program in store for you today. Let me tell you.

Hi, this is Luke from Suzie coming tonight on TVTL.

Anthony Bourdain gives us his sure fire remedy for hangovers.

You know, I'd probably like come pow chicken.

That'll take care of the headache and the stomach stuff eventually, though.

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