October 31, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 31 October 2008
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, isn't it TVTL? I go crazy. I just love TVTL! |
| 0:14.5 | They come from the bowels of hell, a transformed race of walking dead. |
| 0:19.5 | Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the earth. |
| 0:25.5 | Plan 9 from outer space, for a glimpse of things to come. |
| 0:30.5 | See this blast of screen suspense, for it could be happening right now. |
| 0:37.5 | And don't you know it is on this very ghoulish Friday night edition of TVTL, |
| 0:44.5 | the show that's probably too scary to live. |
| 0:47.5 | I'm your host, Bella Legosi. |
| 0:54.5 | Weighing in at 190 pounds, most of that is candy corn. |
| 1:01.5 | I'd like to say that right now. |
| 1:03.5 | So that's something that I think your system really kind of metabolizes quickly. |
| 1:07.5 | So I'm not sweating it too much. |
| 1:09.5 | To my left long time producer... |
| 1:13.5 | Flash? How are you on this Hallows Eve? |
| 1:16.5 | Is it all Hallows Eve or is it... |
| 1:20.5 | Is that what it's called? All Hallows Eve? |
| 1:23.5 | What's that mean, demon night? |
| 1:25.5 | Exactly. |
| 1:26.5 | Yeah, that's why we weren't allowed to dress up properly, |
| 1:28.5 | which we'll get into in just a moment. |
| 1:30.5 | What's your weight on this Halloween? |
| 1:32.5 | 134. |
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