October 23, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2009

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke's newspaper dilemma comes to a surprising end, Tracy Morgan get serious on it, like REALLY serious, and Mike Birbiglia on the funniest tumor ever.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Here, Chong, can you say a hui hui?
0:02.0	A hui hui?
0:03.0	A hui hui?
0:04.0	A hui hui?
0:05.0	A hui hui?
0:06.0	A hui hui?
0:07.0	A hui hui?
0:08.0	How about T-B-T-L?
0:11.0	T-B-T-L.
0:14.0	Ah!
0:15.0	Huh?
0:23.0	Sure, maybe you've ruined my career.
0:25.0	Maybe you'll never see me again.
0:27.0	But if you had forced me to take government bailout money,
0:31.0	you'd be my boss.
0:34.0	Oh, my.
0:35.0	You'd have to come down to Washington.
0:37.0	Report to me.
0:38.0	Like a little school boy.
0:40.0	Your hand's sticky from candy.
0:42.0	And the worst part is, I wouldn't even want the money.
0:45.0	No, you wouldn't have to jack down and keep taking welfare to kill you.
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