October 22, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2009

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke's world is rocked when a fellow Naked Coffee-Maker is charged with indecent exposure, Pagota the cat shows herself to be a major Attention Ho as she interrupts the show multiple times, and audio tape of a CNN anchor committing the most racist-seeming gaff ever during an interview w/ Jesse Jackson.

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0:00.0	T-B-T-E-M.
0:07.0	I need you guys to help me in the kitchen to fill these.
0:10.0	We can do it.
0:11.0	What is crap?
0:12.0	Definitely no cheese in the can.
0:15.0	Very happy to be throwing this away.
0:17.0	Bacon.
0:18.0	No, I want my bacon.
0:20.0	I'm going to tell you something.
0:21.0	Bacon is good for me.
0:23.0	This is very big.
0:24.0	You're going to be going to the grocery store.
0:26.0	She thinks at the blue she's a smart little girl.
0:29.0	That she can do whatever she wants.
0:31.0	None.
0:32.0	That's not how she can do it in our family.
0:35.0	She's got a cheese to queen and more to sorry people.
0:42.0	Joy, I have been nice to you, but now I'm coming to the edge.
0:47.0	I promise you one thing, okay?
0:49.0	If you do not have at least one food that you like,
0:52.0	I will buy you a piece of junk.
0:54.0	Is that a deal?
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