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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

October 26, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2009

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

HUNGRY FOR THE CHICKEN!! KFC's free grilled chicken promo reminds Vanessa of the worst date Luke ever took her on, someone's poisoning the coffee at Harvard (that's why you went to community college thank you very much) and Luke's had enough of the ironic embrace of zombie culture.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.

0:05.0

I can't believe you're still on the air.

0:12.0

How about that ride in?

0:14.0

I guess that's why they call it said in city.

0:19.0

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

0:24.0

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

0:29.0

But when my sister brought duck home, I knew he was one of my own.

0:33.0

And my wolf pack, it grew by one.

0:37.0

So there were two of us in the wolf pack.

0:40.0

I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

0:45.0

And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys,

0:49.0

I thought, wait a second, could it be?

0:52.0

And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.

0:57.0

Four of us wolves running around the desert together.

1:02.0

They lost Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

1:07.0

So tonight, I make a toast.

1:12.0

Here here, let's all raise a glass to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL,

1:18.0

the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

1:22.0

You got the touch!

1:25.0

You got the power!

1:28.0

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 187 pounds.

1:34.0

It's finally got all these worries.

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