October 21, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2009
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Vanessa barely survives her run in with a (probably) Mass Murderer Raccoon @ Burbank Studios, Maddy Brand of NPR fame sits in on Awesome/ Not/Awesome and the secret sadness of being Kenny Rogers.
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| 0:00.0 | D.B.D.L. Where is it? |
| 0:05.5 | You're not going to find it on the radio anymore. |
| 0:10.0 | Where is it? |
| 0:14.0 | It's a podcast now. |
| 0:17.0 | Don't be worried, download it. |
| 0:22.5 | You're going to have to go to D.B.T.L. .net. |
| 0:27.0 | Roar! |
| 0:30.5 | Roar! |
| 0:38.0 | Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies. |
| 0:42.0 | They blow on us. |
| 0:45.0 | They break dreams and illusions. |
| 0:48.0 | But my life is good. |
| 0:51.0 | Real good. Here on this Wednesday afternoon edition of D.B.T.L. |
| 0:56.0 | the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:58.0 | It's a trapstief, a mockery, a sham, a mockery, a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham. |
| 1:02.5 | It sure felt like it was too beautiful to live yesterday, but I have to tell you guys, |
| 1:06.0 | I don't know what kind of little pixie dust was sprinkled over the broadcast equipment |
| 1:14.0 | during the dark of night. |
| 1:16.0 | But everything seems to be working today, at least from a technical standpoint. |
| 1:21.0 | So let's all cross our fingers and enjoy this 424th episode in a collector series |
| 1:27.0 | on your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 1:30.0 | You know, I made a deal with myself yesterday, Shawnee, that if I drank nothing |
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