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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. The loneliest holiday of the year. Everything you wanna know about being a serial liar.

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.4	Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,
0:25.6	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93X-Hapast morning.
0:28.9	90.
0:29.4	93.
0:31.2	Fair. friggin' Wednesday.
0:46.5	Just when you thought you might catch a break,
0:51.0	F'n Wednesday comes along.
0:53.7	All you can do is suck it up.
0:57.6	Try and be an adult about it.
0:59.3	Welcome to the 93X Half-Hass Morning Show.
1:01.5	There's a good crowd out there, Cubby.
1:03.1	So far so good, I've noticed.
1:05.1	Thanks for the text already.
1:06.6	That's a fun way to start the day, ain't it?
1:09.3	Did you get a nice text message or two?
1:12.8	Got an update from something we discussed yesterday.
1:16.3	Pancakes by the Lake Jesus mentioned that he's trying to quit smoking.
1:19.9	Yesterday was day two.
1:21.8	We said Godspeed.
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