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🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired October 23, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. My poo-poos and my pee-pees. Everything you wanna know about falling in love with serial killers.
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| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
| 0:02.1 | We say that all the time around here. |
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| 0:22.4 | Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast, |
| 0:25.6 | and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:29.0 | The 93X-Hast morning show. |
| 0:30.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:31.9 | Fair. Next step in the process. |
| 0:43.4 | The next step is a Thursday broadcast. |
| 0:47.1 | What a thrill it is to welcome everyone to the program today. |
| 0:51.8 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. Hang on to something and keep an |
| 0:58.5 | eye on your coworkers today. Today is something called National Slap Your Co-worker Day. Oh, I imagine |
| 1:05.5 | people working with Will Smith are cowering in a corner somewhere right now. He has a history. |
| 1:12.1 | Wow. |
| 1:13.0 | I didn't even consider that. |
| 1:14.5 | What a great memory you just brought up, Josh. Well, anytime the word, unfortunately, anytime the word slap comes up, that's the first thing I think of. It comes to mind. It's the Oscar slap. That was one of those moments where when I went viral on social media that night, |
| 1:28.8 | I thought, oh, I'm so excited to go to work tomorrow and talk about this. |
| 1:34.8 | I shut my own microphone off there on accident. |
| 1:37.4 | What a riot that was. |
| 1:39.6 | And what a mess had created. |
| 1:41.9 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:43.3 | All kinds of people had these bizarre ideas as to why it happened and this and that. |
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