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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 21, 2025: Give me an F, give me an elony, what does that spell? Jail time. You sexy, sexy landscapers. Everything you wanna know about generic names for Halloween costumes.

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0:00.0

You podcast listeners are smart.

0:02.1

We say that all the time around here.

0:03.7

Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.

0:22.5

Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,

0:25.6

and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93xed

0:27.0

morning show.

0:29.5

Ninety-three.

0:31.4

Yeah.

0:37.4

Yeah, we ought to get in there already.

0:41.9

Welcome, everyone, to the latest issue of the 93X Half-Fast Morning Show from Pete's sake.

0:46.5

Covey, I grabbed a stocking cap on my way out the door, and I'm wearing socks.

0:52.6

Yeah, that'll say it's cold out. If you're wearing socks, the weather has significantly changed. It is cold. It's kind of cold in this building, too.

1:00.6

Grab the stocking cap on my way out the door, put on a pair of socks. I'm wearing my good drawers, too, the ones that aren't completely transparent. Oh, nice.

1:10.0

The ones that offer some level of resistance.

1:13.8

Because we're getting there.

1:15.4

At least for a day or two, she's going to be a little chilly.

1:21.3

And today, I read 40 to 50 mile per hour wind gusts and whatnot.

1:26.8

So hang on to your ass, I guess, especially you tough guys working out of doors.

1:33.3

Obviously, it's going to get much, much worse than this, but that first little bit of chill

1:38.7

in the air, it always hits you like it's brand new this time of year.

1:43.7

It always kind of takes you by surprise, hits you like it's brand new this time of year. It always kind of takes you by surprise, hits you like it's brand new.

1:48.2

Yeah, sometimes it takes a couple days for your body to remember.

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