Numb Nuts

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Originally Aired March 14, 2025: Would you keep it if it had poop on it? Who put the pee in your hot pot? Everything you wanna know about gym orgasms.

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0:00.0	Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.
0:02.1	Seriously, you folks are the best.
0:03.6	We don't tell you that enough, but you are.
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0:06.8	and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends
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0:29.5	And seriously, you guys are the best.
0:30.9	The 93X-Hourning show.
0:34.6	Ninety-three.
0:40.6	March 14th, it's National Pie Day.
0:42.1	You can't have a pie without cool, whip.
0:43.9	It's a pie or dessert pie.
0:49.8	Blueberry, Blackberry, Blackberry, Boisbury, Boisbury, Huckleberry, Ratsbury, Razzberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry,
0:50.9	it is not that kind of pie.
0:54.5	It is about math. Celebration of the mathematical pie that takes place on 314.
0:57.0	Guys, what exactly does third base feel like?
0:59.4	Warm apple pie.
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