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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 17, 2025: Monkey break-ins. Stolen lap dances. Everything you wanna know about where people have gotten their asses kicked.

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0:00.0	Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.
0:02.1	Seriously, you folks are the best.
0:03.6	We don't tell you that enough, but you are.
0:05.1	And we couldn't do this without you,
0:06.8	and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends
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0:21.2	you're comfortable in your own house.
0:22.9	And get this, they even take care of that rebate paperwork for you.
0:25.9	Visit standardheating.com to lock in your deal and enjoy the show.
0:29.5	And seriously, you guys are the best.
0:30.9	The 93X.
0:32.4	The 93th morning show.
0:34.5	90.
0:35.5	93.
0:36.7	Air.
0:38.3	Woo! St. Patrick, Patron St. of Ireland.
0:41.3	Every March 17th, we honor St. Patrick by getting wasted.
0:45.3	And the green paint's for the beer.
0:48.3	Why not just use food coloring for the beer?
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