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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 13, 2025: I like turtles... in my pants. These boobs are the best kind of boobs. Everything you wanna know about fighting a mascot.

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0:00.0	Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.
0:02.1	Seriously, you folks are the best.
0:03.6	We don't tell you that enough, but you are.
0:05.1	And we couldn't do this without you,
0:06.8	and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends
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0:17.9	I know those are some fancy terms, but what it really means is they're going to make sure
0:21.2	you're comfortable in your own house.
0:22.9	And get this, they even take care of that rebate paperwork for you.
0:26.0	Visit standardheating.com to lock in your deal
0:28.2	and enjoy the show.
0:29.5	And seriously, you guys are the best.
0:31.3	The 93X-haffast morning show.
0:34.5	Ninety-three air. Morning Show. 93rd.
0:44.9	All right, isn't this something?
0:47.0	Checking in at 539.
0:51.0	Here on the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:51.9	She's a Thursday.
0:55.9	And we got a great crowd out there. Josh, I don't even want to tell you what I was just reading about. What's popping? I don't want to tell you.
1:02.1	I don't want to know. I don't want to stress out a future Minnesota Broadcasting Hall of Famer.
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