November 12, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2009
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Awesome job alert! (if your idea of awesome is managing a McDonald's at Guantanamo), Jen finds an unexplained $7,500 in her checking account and tries to figure out what to do with it, a luxury SUV-maker has an idea... Whale Penis Leather Seats (seriously).
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| 0:00.0 | Rise and shine and get got the glory glory children of the Lord |
| 0:04.2 | Here you're a reminder again press one |
| 0:11.6 | We can't pay the price of the demo tapes unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid |
| 0:17.4 | Hello exactly |
| 0:20.1 | That's not an MP. That's a white |
| 0:23.1 | You're proud come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes. That's it. Okay. All right now you're talking about my head |
| 0:29.1 | All right, I don't know this industry jargon YPMT whatever. Okay. All I know is that I cannot get a record contract |
| 0:35.3 | We can I can record contract unless I take these tapes and granted the tapes themselves are you are you are you are you |
| 0:42.1 | That you own them. Okay, but the magic that is on the tapes |
| 0:46.3 | That heart and soul that we put into those tapes that is ours and you don't own that now |
| 0:51.1 | I need to take that magic and get it to the record company |
| 0:54.4 | Okay, they're waiting for us. Let's be there half hour ago |
| 0:58.1 | Have you heard the tapes? I've even heard them. We're guaranteed a record deal our stuff is that good |
| 1:03.9 | We've got some magic for you |
| 1:07.4 | And we are thankfully the sole proprietors of said magic here on this |
| 1:14.1 | Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Oh my god guys. We are crushing it |
| 1:20.6 | I'm your host Luke Burbank |
| 1:22.6 | weighing in it |
| 1:24.9 | 186.5 pounds |
| 1:28.3 | 186.5 it's the new normal |
| 1:32.1 | We have a heck of a show for you on this Thursday. Hi, this is Luke Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL |
| 1:38.6 | Awesome job alert. Do you like to travel? Would you like to have part of your living expenses paid? Do you have restaurant management experience? |
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