November 13, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2009

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke's tries to tie a bow tie live on air with embarrassing consequences, Moon Water!, and JD and Thunder know the 'Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend', it's called Gymkata.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Open the pod bay doors, Helm.
0:03.0	I'm sorry Luke, I'm afraid I can't do that.
0:08.0	What's the problem?
0:10.0	Luke, it's not noon yet.
0:12.0	What are you talking about, Helm?
0:15.0	Awesome, awesome.
0:18.0	Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
0:25.0	They come from the bowels of hell.
0:27.0	A transformed race of walking dead.
0:30.0	Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth.
0:36.0	Plan 9 from outer space.
0:39.0	For a glimpse of things to come, see this last of screen suspense.
0:44.0	For it could be happening right now.
0:48.0	And in fact it is.
0:51.0	We call it a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:54.0	It's show that it's probably too beautiful to live.
0:57.0	Boss, I see the space book.
0:59.0	You will never find the more wretched high of scrum and villainy.
1:03.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 185 pounds.
1:09.0	185 now. That's the new normal.
1:12.0	Yesterday I said 186.5 was a new normal.
1:15.0	185. That.
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