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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

November 11, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2009

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Luke uses the internet to set up a disturbing church-music wake up call, listener Dave (a veteran) wants to know how to respond to well wishers without being a doucher, and call makers! Wherein Dr. Jim talks about shushing his nurses during surgery so he can listen to TBTL.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Say hello to my little friend, but should I say tens of friends listen at TV the other net are

0:14.7

There really cool or commando nameless and faceless in a hundred newsreels and dispatch

0:20.4

Now you'll know and you know there are as many different kinds of curry as there are names

0:26.0

General Mike curvy the probe

0:31.8

That worth the doubter

0:33.8

Sergeant Maldon the bull duck McGee the dependable you know them all in the green parade

0:42.9

Let's move out

0:45.9

Officer Luke's Banky Burbank reporting for service sir on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL

0:54.6

Happy Veterans Day to everyone. This is episode 439 the collector series good god. I'm in your breath

1:02.8

When did you find time to eat a diaper that you found on the beach?

1:07.1

Well, that's where if you if you're a

1:10.5

Veteran of the diaper eating game

1:13.0

You know that's where they age the best

1:16.7

Is on the beach um again my name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host of this here imaginary radio show

1:25.0

Um

1:27.0

Just that I also mentioned this about myself

1:29.3

He is the most interesting man in the world. You know, there's nothing

1:33.9

Nothing cooler than playing an audio drop that already kind of sounds self aggrandizing

1:39.4

Self identifying yourself as the coolest or most interesting man in the world and then having not fire

1:45.1

That's a really

1:46.9

That's a high point for this show I'd say and in me for me as a person

1:51.8

We've got quite a show ready to go for you here on this Wednesday

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