November 10, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2009

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Vanessa learn a hard/ humiliating lesson from the other members of their bowling team, Sean opens a mystery package on the air, and fans stampede the exits @ a Tracy Morgan comedy show, has he lost what tiny bit of his mind he had left?

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0:00.0	So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on here.
0:11.0	You know, I like to see your bottom.
0:13.0	Let's see my what?
0:16.0	I like to see your bottom.
0:19.0	I mean your portrayal of bottom in a mid-summer night's dream.
0:24.0	Written by a buddy of mine, me a herd of them.
0:27.0	William Shakespeare.
0:29.0	Yeah, you like to goof around. Most of the time, you're serious.
0:32.0	Because he, like I believe that Tear has the power not only to transform the actor, but also the audience.
0:40.0	Did you believe that? Sounds kind of cook a bananas.
0:44.0	But I believe that. I believe that with every fiber of my being.
0:48.0	I kick this trash can.
0:51.0	Oh, Yolanda.
0:56.0	Okay, she's still conscious and she's not bleeding.
1:00.0	Man, you need to be careful, you know what I'm saying?
1:02.0	Okay, I've learned a lesson here.
1:04.0	But I hope you all have to about the vitality of shared experience.
1:09.0	How about we have one right here on this Tuesday afternoon edition of CBTL,
1:16.0	the show that's probably too beautiful to live?
1:20.0	We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives.
1:23.0	It was dramatic. It was visual.
1:25.0	It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was also theater.
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