Norm!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Originally Aired May 21, 2025: Drug-smuggling cat. Flirting is my superpower. Everything you wanna know about your dad's 22-year-old girlfriend.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X.Hanth Morning Show.
0:38.4	Ninety-three
0:40.1	Air.
0:41.3	Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's the story?
0:43.5	Boy meets beer.
0:44.8	Boy drinks beer.
0:46.3	Boy gets another beer.
0:47.8	Hey, Norm, how's the world been treating you?
0:51.3	Like a baby treats a diaper.
0:53.3	Sennie, you want to know what I love?
0:57.0	Beer, Noah?
0:58.0	Yeah, have a quick one.
1:00.0	You know, Sammy, I love that stool.
1:04.0	If there's a heaven, I don't want to go there unless my stool is waiting for me.
1:08.0	And I'll tell you what, even God better not be on it.
1:14.2	You wouldn't dare.
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