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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 20, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about The "Why Not" Lounge.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X. Harts. appreciate you checking us out each and every day. It's a beautiful morning show.
0:39.0	93.
0:41.0	Er.
0:45.3	It's a beautiful morning.
0:51.7	And the 93rd.
0:52.2	And the 93x half-ass morning show is checking in right on time at 540 in the God-Forsaken
1:00.7	AM.
1:01.4	Good morning to each and every last one of you bastards.
1:05.8	Tuesday, Covey, the Tuesday show.
1:09.3	How do you feel about Tuesday shows? We're very aware how you feel about Friday shows. Tuesday show. How do you feel about Tuesday shows?
1:11.2	We're very aware how you feel about Friday shows.
1:14.6	Tuesday, where are you at?
1:15.9	It's F-off week, so I don't care.
1:18.5	So the whole week?
1:19.6	The whole week is a...
1:20.4	Later on, universally loved entertainer C. Willie Miles is going to slap on a pair of waiters and head this way.
	...

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