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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back south of the border from her weekend of shows in Toronto. After getting held up at the border, listening to a threesome all night and crushing an international Nordstrom- she lives to tell about it- We also have a surprise appearance from Robin McMahan to spill the tea on the latest suburbian drama!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
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1:53.2	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
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