No Passport, No Problem
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has had a fully mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. She has finally turned into one of THOSE brides and is about to hoard the wedding gifts and tell everyone to fuck off. Honestly- she's probably spending too much time in her sauna bag and its quickly kiling off her brain cells- but who is even paying attention anymore. She hit the Absolutely Not line- She's unglued, unhinged and unwell!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.2 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.0 | Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:25.9 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.5 | How are you? |
| 0:28.6 | Hope you're having a beautiful blast week. |
| 0:30.4 | We are honestly. |
| 0:32.4 | I feel like I should be gearing up, packing up for summer camp. |
| 0:35.8 | I feel like that's that's basically what I'm doing this summer, |
| 0:38.1 | but I'm going to camp in Italy and it's costing me six figures. |
| 0:41.8 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:46.6 | You know, a wedding is I wanted to feel like camp, like adult camp. |
| 0:50.8 | It's not. |
| 0:52.0 | It's not. |
| 0:52.7 | It's more um I'm going to just tell you this right now. |
| 0:55.6 | I bid off more than I can chew. |
| 0:56.9 | I did. |
| 0:58.2 | I have a great team around me. |
| 0:59.9 | I got Nicole, I got Jill, I got Tina, I got a great team around me. |
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