‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy.

Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for...

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0:00.0	Fever tree Mediterranean tonic water.
0:03.9	Made with zesty lemon thyme from a small family farm in Provence
0:08.4	and essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine.
0:14.2	So, if three quarters of your G&T is a fever tree tonic,
0:19.1	maybe it's time to call it a TNG.
0:23.1	Fever tree.
0:24.3	Mix with the best.
0:27.3	Ooh, that takes me straight to the med.
0:32.1	This episode of the Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Compared a Market.
0:35.3	So Pete, I've noticed you're a lot more chirpy lately.
0:38.0	Have you been playing golf well or something?
0:40.1	No, my golf's actually been horrendous.
0:41.9	It's actually something you introduced me to.
0:44.8	What?
0:45.4	Like daytime TV, wax strips.
0:48.8	Now that'd be silly.
0:49.4	Do you remember when you told me at Auto Sergei?
0:51.4	Yeah.
0:51.7	From Compare the Market.
0:52.8	Ah, Simples.
0:54.5	What is that?
0:55.4	I love that little MIRCat.
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