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Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.

Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum.

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0:00.0	Ever wish your brain had a sidekick that helped you conjure the world's healthiest and tastiest
0:05.7	breakfast with just a click of your fingers?
0:09.7	Whilst we can't promise that, Baroque Man contains vitamin B5 to support mental performance,
0:14.7	iron to support energy release and is enriched with Spanish sage extract.
0:19.2	Find it now at major retailers in two zingy flavours, citrus and berry.
0:24.3	Just drop fizz and enjoy.
0:25.9	Your mind's the hero.
0:27.3	We're just the psychic.
0:28.8	Broca Mind.
0:32.1	This episode of The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Compared a Market.
0:35.4	So Pete, I've noticed you're a lot more chirpy lately.
0:38.0	Have you been playing golf well or something?
0:40.1	No, my golf's actually been horrendous.
0:41.9	It's actually something you introduced me to.
0:44.8	What?
0:45.4	Like daytime TV, wax strips.
0:48.8	Now that'd be silly.
0:49.4	Do you remember when you told me at Auto Sergei?
0:51.4	Yeah.
0:51.7	From Compare the Market.
0:52.8	Ah, Simples.
0:54.5	What is that?
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