“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.
Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.
Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile…
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Compare the Market. |
| 0:03.0 | So Pete, I've noticed you're a lot more chirpy lately. |
| 0:05.7 | Have you been playing golf well or something? |
| 0:07.8 | No, my golf's actually been horrendous. |
| 0:09.6 | It's actually something you introduced me to. |
| 0:12.5 | What? |
| 0:13.1 | Like daytime TV, wax strips. |
| 0:16.5 | Now, that'd be silly. |
| 0:17.1 | Do you remember when you told me at Auto Sergei? |
| 0:19.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.3 | From Compare the Market. |
| 0:20.5 | Ah, Simples. |
| 0:22.2 | What is that? |
| 0:23.1 | I love that little Mere Cat. |
| 0:24.4 | Don't ever do that again. |
| 0:25.3 | Why was that an ick? |
| 0:26.1 | No. |
| 0:27.4 | Just please don't. |
| 0:28.7 | I thought I didn't give you any hicks. |
| 0:30.9 | You love Auto Sergay. |
| 0:32.9 | Come on. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, all right. |
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