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Good Children

No Homo

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It's 2009: FarmVille, Flash Mobs, Hannah Montana and homophobia were all the rage. We're beginning to say goodbye to our childhood and prepare for high school with the rise of Glee, Gaga, and Picnik. Join Good Children on the journey of self-awareness and self-deprecation as Joe and Andrew dive deeper into the final troubling times of middle school: 8th Grade.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I kind of want to like bounce again. You want to go to like a bouncy house or like a trampoline spot?

0:05.2

Don't you tumble? I tumbled. Yeah, last year. I can't do that because I'm too tall.

0:10.8

You keep saying this but everybody else around me was taller than you and they were doing like 85 flips

0:17.4

People who were taller than me you act as if though you are some fucking bigfoot.

0:22.4

I actually don't ever else does.

0:24.2

I'm like six to, I'm lying.

0:26.9

I'm like lying about being shorter than I am to be humble

0:29.2

because I'm a humble person.

0:40.0

Yeah, I'm, I'm like shorter, but it doesn't mean that better than tumbling than you, you can still tumble. Those platforms?

0:41.0

Good children! Good Children I know that we have listeners that like work at like agencies and I wonder if every

0:58.3

and record labels and I wonder if every time we like try a run in a riff if they're like more convinced. Yes they're like it's time

1:06.0

they're like I'm to form the band. Yeah. Welcome back to Good Children the

1:10.6

podcast where hosts Joe Hedges and Angela Scrula.

1:14.0

Reflect on our 22 years of friendship growing up in the late 2000s, early 2010s,

1:21.0

and all of the nostalgia, trauma, and...

1:28.6

Turns for the worse that come along with it. Okay, so you set the tone.

1:34.0

We're turning.

1:35.0

We're like literally turning for the worst in eighth grade.

1:38.0

Yes.

1:39.0

Okay.

1:40.0

I think we sure.

1:41.0

I think we did.

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