cupid’s chokehold

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general sense of impending doom for the world. Joe and Andrew dive deep through four categories of their February 14th’s: elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. Learn more about the boys first girlfriends and first rejections, the importance of mailbox valentines in 4th grade and the unseriousness of feeling lonely. We’re all gonna die, so let’s treat ourselves like someone we love! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey guys. What's up? That's literally a lumberjack. Yeah, I don't know like I was doing my little sponge Bob Square Pants
0:09.4	cosplay for the first two episodes and then he really switches up really quick that's me that's me
0:17.2	it's just how fast the night changes does it ever drive you crazy yeah sometimes it does
0:22.1	I'm definitely going crazy. You think you're going crazy?
0:27.0	Are you doing ASMR? You know we have people that don't like the sound of that.
0:34.0	It's going to be a moaning episode.
0:39.0	Oh, fuck.
0:42.0	You look like a ray of sunshine.
0:43.5	Thank you, so do you. You're actually giving like emo kid.
0:47.5	I'm kind of, like, I kind of felt that.
0:49.5	Yeah.
0:50.5	I'm in love with an emo girl. I don't know what that song is. Isn't that little
0:55.8	huddy? Did I make it up? It's Chase? Is it? Chase Hudson?
1:00.8	Chase Hudson? I don't know.
1:03.0	What's our fun little anecdote for right now?
1:04.4	That's not about what we look like or what we're doing.
1:06.4	Do I look different?
1:08.4	I think I just said, what's our fundamental anecdote?
1:11.2	That's not about what we look like or what we're doing.
1:14.0	Actually the listening comprehension is off the charts.
1:20.0	Yeah, no, I always failed that section of an exam.
1:22.0	Why do you feel different?
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